CoWorker #1: (On a diet trying to lose weight, but has a big piece of coworkers birthday cake in hand): Did someone over here call me? I thought someone call my name.
CoWorker #2 : No, that’s just your conscience speaking to you trying to stop you from eating that cake!
CoWorker #1: Hey Jim, You’re smart can you help me with something
CoWorker #2: Sure
CoWorker #1 (pulls out kid’s math homework and a reads question from the math homework)
(I work at a food court in the mall. While I am sweeping the hardwood floors, some guy acting real weird tries to put his trash in the machine I use to clean the hardwood floors.)
Me: “Hey, wait! What are you doing?”
Weird Guy: “I’m putting my trash in the trash can”
Me: “No, this is a floor cleaner. The trash cans are over there.” (I point at them)
Weird Guy: “You sure? it looks just like a trash can!”
Me: (I just stare at this 4 wheeled floor machine that looks nothing like a trash can)…..Ummmm
Weird Guy: “What does this thing do?”
Me: “It cleans the hard wood floors.”
Weird Guy: “Well, it looks just like a trash can!”
Me: “I’m sure it does.” (I start to walk away)
Weird Guy: “IT DOES!”
Coworker: Hello, may I speak with Fredrick S. Burg ?
Customer: Sorry, we don’t have a Fredrick S. Burg here, but are located in Fredricksburg, VA.
Coworker: (hangs up the phone)