Stupid Things Overheard

Tester: Please read the top line please.

Young girl taking driving test: (mumbles first few letters together)

Tester: Please speak clearly.

Young girl: I can’t read dem words.

Tester: What words?

Young girl: On the top row.

Tester: Honey, those are not words, they are random letters.

Young girl: Oh, really?

Stupid CoWorkers

Stupid Things Overheard

Beauty shop owner: I need to know what day you’ll be in to clean the floors, and you’d better stick to it or I’ll kill you.

Floor cleaner guy: I’ve got to die sometime… It might as well as be by your hands

Stupid CoWorkers