Female #1 in Company Lunch Room: Screaming: I’m toothless! I’m toothless! My bridge fell out. It fell under the table!
Female #2 to Female #3: I hope it was her front teeth.
Stupid CoWorkers
Male CoWorker #1: Yeah, I heard she’s a squatter.
Male CoWorker #2: Really, she doesn’t have a place to live?
Male CoWorker #1: No, she squats above the toilet seat when she goes to the restroom. It gets everywhere so HR is going to talk to her.
Male CoWorker #2: Damn dude, can you imagine what the bathroom in her house looks like?
Stupid CoWorkers
CoWorkers #1: Can you help me with this Word document? I want the layout to look horizontal instead of vertical.
CoWorkers #2: Okay, go into File, then Page Setup.
CoWorkers #1: Okay.
CoWorkers #2: You see where it says “Page Source”?
CoWorkers #1: Sure Do.
CoWorkers #2: Good, now do you see where it says “Orientation”? Make your choice.
CoWorkers #1: Gay or straight?
Stupid CoWorkers
Receptionist: Jim Smith, please come to the office, you have a telephone call.
CoWorker: You may want to speak up. Also, if he shows up, I’m getting out of here fast.
Receptionist: Why, don’t you like him?
CoWorker: No, it’s not that at all, it’s just that he’s been dead for over a year.