Female employee: Are you busy? Do you have a sec?
Male employee, distractedly: Sure, I have lots of secs. (looks up, realizes what he just said) Go away and come back and start this conversation over again, please.
Female employee: Excuse me, but do you have a moment?
Office worker #1: It’s supposed to storm…
Office worker #2: Yes, at six.
Office worker #1: But not till after six, right?
Office worker #2: The storm is scheduled for 6:05.
Office guy #1: Would you go get me a coffee, please?
Office guy #2: What?
Office guy #1: I asked you to get me some coffee.
Office guy #2: (silence)
Office guy #1: I did say “please.”
Office guy #2: Okay, then. (pause) No, thank you.