Stupid Tech Support
Customer: “Can I ask you a really stupid question?”
Tech Support: “Yes. And history will bear me out on that.”
Needless to say, that user was also a friend. I have always wanted to say this to someone, and there he was!
Stupid Tech Support
Tech Support: “OK Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter ‘P’ to bring up the Program Manager.”
Customer: “I don’t have a ‘P’.”
Tech Support: “On your keyboard, Bob.”
Customer: “What do you mean?”
Tech Support: “‘P’ on your keyboard, Bob.”
Customer: “I’m not going to do that!”
Stupid Bosses
“I worked in a family-owned bar. The Old Man owned the bar, and it was managed (so to speak) by his son. All of the bartenders were female, and most were single parents. When an additional manager (male) was hired, I asked why our senior bartender was not promoted. The Old Man said that “this is a job for the ‘head of household’, not a woman”. When I mentioned that she was the head of her household, he said that “she needs to get herself a man to support her”.
On another occasion, I asked the manager (son of ‘Old Man’) why there were no male bartenders. He said “tits sell drinks”. When I mentioned that we had a large number of female clients, he said “this isn’t about them”.
Every woman on staff wanted to file sexual harassment/discrimination charges, but, being in the small town it was, feared that they would be labeled “troublemakers” and not hired anywhere else.”
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