Scene: History of Africa class at a “selective” Big Ten University. A kid raises his hand and explains that his parents are from Morocco (Northwest Africa). Five minutes later, same kid raises hand and asks instructor: “Do they have TV in Africa”?
Stupid CoWorkers
A while ago I was received a call from a woman who said that Eudora Pro was showing her password. I found this to be strange, because when you type it in your password in Eudora, it displays asterisks. So when I went over to her office and looked at her desktop. She had renamed the Eudora Pro icon with her password.
Stupid Friends
I was at sleep away camp and there was a really bad storm. Eventually we lost power and most of my friends went scrambling for our flashlights. My best friend at camp (sadly), shouted, “Oh no! Since we don’t have electricity our flashlights won’t work!” It took awhile, but we managed to explain to her that flashlights run on batteries. I’m still not sure she gets it, but someday she’ll understand.
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Stupid Bosses
I worked the night shift at a restaurant and every Friday night the same 5 deaf men would come to eat. They usually came very late and often stayed passed closing time. One night when they had stayed well passed closing time, I asked my boss if he could please give them some kind of sign that we would like to close the restaurant so they would leave. He reached up and shut off the music.