I had an ex-girlfriend who was stupid. One day her stupid things were getting on my nerves and I asked her what her I.Q. was.
She responded “20/20”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had an ex-girlfriend who was stupid. One day her stupid things were getting on my nerves and I asked her what her I.Q. was.
She responded “20/20”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know someone who lives right down the street. One day she was walking along and struck up a conversation with my Mom. I had nothing to do and was overhearing it. The topic went to dogs. Then she said, “You know, there is this really strange thing that happens every time I drive to school. I pass this street and there is this dead dog. And once I get out of school and pass the street again, someone moved the dog. It’s really weird! Every day someone moves this dead dog back and forth!” So, one day, we drove down that street to get to the supermarket, and remembering that conversation looked down the street and saw the dog laying there. The dog wasn’t dead, it was sleeping!
My friend Rachel announced she was going to bleach her hair in the summer. My friend Tracey asked, “What color?”
We were listening to a story about my friend’s next door neighbor who went to Germany and had a one night stand with a German bloke. When her husband found out they divorced. Tracey suddenly shouted “Oh! Just think! The baby will come out speaking German!”