Male CoWorker to female CoWorker: Wow! Nice throw, Sally! That was great!
Female CoWorker: (silent stare)
Male CoWorker to other coworkers: Did you guys see that? Sally just got her shot in the bin from four desks away!
Other CoWorker: (silent stares)
Female CoWorker, shouting: My name is Claire, you asshole! I’ve been sitting next to you for six months and you still don’t know my name! I hate this fucking place so much!
Openly Gay CoWorker to IT Girl: Have you lost weight?
IT girl: Hahahaha, no, but I will totally have your babies now that you’ve said that.
Coworker #1: You ever fucked a girl so hard she bled?
Coworker #2: Nah, but I’ve seen it.
Coworker #1: You’ve seen it?!
Coworker #2: Yeah, I walked in on my mate and this girl.
Coworker #1: And you stayed around long enough to see that she was bleeding?!
Coworker #2: Well, it was my turn next.
Customer: “Could you tell me if this store is bisexual?”
Me: “Uh…”
Customer: “You know, like men’s clothes and women’s clothes together?”
Me: “Unisex? Yes, ma’am, the store is unisex.”
Customer: “Oh, good. Do you go both ways?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. I can help you with all your purchases.”