Stupid Bosses

My boss has this strange habit of shaking her 2 liter bottle of soda right before she puts it back in the refrigerator. After being perplexed by this behavior for some time, I asked her about it. She replied that she did it because shaking the bottle caused the soda to fizz. When I was still confused, she looked at me like a was a fool. She then patiently explained that the fizzing was a sign that she had put the carbonation BACK INTO the soda…when we told her that it was impossible, she didn’t believe us…

Stupid Tech Support

Tech Support: “Type ‘fix’ with an ‘f’.”

Customer: “Is that ‘f’ as in ‘fix’?”

Stupid Tech Support

Tech Support: “Customer Support, this is David, may I help you?”

Customer: “Hello, yes, it’s me.”

Tech Support: “Oh, it’s me too.” [chuckle]

Customer: “No, Esmie. E, s, m, i, e.”

Tech Support: “Oh, sorry.”

Stupid Tech Support

Customer: “How do you spell ‘Internet America’? Is there a space between ‘inter’ and ‘net’?”

Tech Support: “No space between ‘inter’ and ‘net’. It’s spelled normally.”

Customer: “Ok. A-M-E-R-I-C-K?”

Tech Support: “That’s A-M-E-R-I-C-A.”

Customer: “I-C-K???”

Tech Support: “‘A’ as in apple”

Customer: “There’s no ‘K’ in apple!”