A co-worker I know has a HABIT of always answering a statement anyone makes with the quote “I know that’s right”. I make the statement to her “Stupid is as stupid does”, and she agreed with me again. Obviously she was referring to HERSELF! Yes it’s you CL.
My mom’s friend is a teacher at a nearby high school. Well, one day, she assigned her class a paper on World War 2. The day it was due, one boy came in empty handed. The teacher asked him why. He simply replied, “I went to every library I could find, but I found NOTHING on World War 2. I found a lot of books on World War 11, though
An instructor in the BASIC programming language was teaching his class how to write a simple program and execute it. When each student had all their program steps keyed in, he told the class to type R-U-N and enter. A lady in the back of the class said that it didn’t work. It turned out, when the instructor had said to type R-U-N, she had typed, “are you in.”
I work in a convenience store. A while ago, a woman came in, grabbed a bottle of soda and a candy bar, and came up to the counter. “That’ll be $1.65,” I told her. She looked at me kind of strangely for a moment, then picked up the soda and asked, “How much is this?” “A dollar,” I said. Then she picked up the candy bar. “And how much is this?” she asked.