Stupid CoWorkers

February 11, 2006

One day as a lady got off from work, she went outside to the parking lot, but couldn’t find her car in her usual spot. She began to worry and search the parking lot and the began to panic when she still couldn’t find it. She then went outside to call the police to report the car stolen. Later, she got a ride home and as she was going into the garage, she noticed her car. She then wondered why the people who stole her car parked it in her garage. She then went inside the house to tell her husband the news. Her husband just kind of looked at her and reminded her that he drove her to work that morning.

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Stupid Criminals

February 10, 2006

Clever drug traffickers used a propane tanker truck entering El Paso from Mexico. They rigged it so propane gas would be released from all of its valves while the truck concealed 6,240 pounds of marijuana. They were clever, but not bright. They misspelled the name of the gas company on the side of the truck.

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Stupid Drivers

February 9, 2006

One day a highway crew was painting a solid yellow line and had signs and pylons warning not to pass. Of course they were moving slow and a line of traffic was massing when a guy in a new BMW starts weaving in and out passing cars and flies by the paint truck. Later he calls the highway department complaining he has yellow paint all over his car and wants the highway dept.to pay for the cleanup of the car. Highways says “yes sir, we will get right on it, may I have your name and address.” Later a policeman arrives at the guys house and issues a fine for every time he crossed the line passing just by counting the yellow streaks on the road left when passing.

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Stupid Tech Support

February 9, 2006

Tech Support: “Type ‘A’ and press Enter.”

Customer: “Didn’t work.”

Tech Support: “What did it do?”

Customer: “Nothing.”

Tech Support: “Hmmm…I’ll send you a new set of diskettes.”

The problem happened again.

Tech Support: “Hmmm…send me the diskettes back.”

They ran perfectly on my machine. I had her print her config.sys and autoexec.bat files, etc. No problems. I called her back.

Tech Support: “Type ‘A’ and press Enter.”

In the background, faintly, I heard these “tickety-tickety” sounds.

Tech Support: “What are you doing?”

It turned out she was typing, “Type A and press Enter.” The error message at the bottom of the screen apparently didn’t count as “doing anything.”

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