Stupid Customers

Customer: “I don’t want one of those systems based on the cellulite processor.”

Stupid Drivers

One night I was on my way to a meeting on campus, the quickest way to get there is usually a rather congested commercial road with many traffic lights and businesses (but still the most direct). I must have left home about 2 minutes too late because I found myself stuck behind an 18-wheeler with a long line of cars slowly building behind me. Alright no big deal, so I’ll be a few minutes late. Well the guy was going about 15 in a 35 zone (sometimes speeding up on the inclines), but I figured he’d get off when the commercial section ended and the road ran through a wooded farmland area. Much to my chagrin the trucker went right on through towards campus. We reached the first turn and he slowed down to about 7 miles an hour to navigate it (the turn is sharp, but the lanes are very wide). As no one was coming toward me, I decided to quickly and neatly pass the rig. He slowed down a little more for me and I passed with no hesitation, giving a friendly wave out my window! . I look back, expecting to find similar responses from the motorists behind me, but instead they sat complacently behind the truck, crawling at just under 7 miles per hour in a 35 zone!! I saw no other cars for the next 2 miles in the oncoming lane, and when I stopped at the next stop sign, I looked back to see absolutely no other headlights coming down the road, THEY WERE STILL BEHIND THE TRUCK!! Morons!

Stupid Drivers

I was driving home from work, and of course, it was rush hour. I had a little old lady driving in front of me, and everyone was driving fast. Then another driver came down the on ramp to merge with the traffic. This lady in front of me slams on her brakes and comes to a complete stop (on the expressway)in order to let the other driver in. Everyone behind her had to slam on there breaks in order to keep from hitting each other. This lady just sat there for at least thirty seconds. The guy who was trying to merge looked terrified to get on the road after seeing what was happening, but the lady wasn’t about to move. One guy gets out of his car (sense we were all stopped) and yells at her to go “before he goes over there and beats her for being stupid.” Then, another driver yells out that he will help the other guy beat this poor little old lady. Terrified, she took off (after sitting there blocking both lanes of traffic) and gets off at the first off ramp.

Stupid CoWorkers

A nice but easily flustered older lady in our office one day believed she had locked her keys in her car. Befuddled, she recruited the building’s security guard to help her. While the security guard looked at the driver’s side front door and considered what to do, the lady realized the back door on the driver’s side was still unlocked. “That’s not supposed to be unlocked!” she exclaimed. In a flash she opened the door, pushed in the lock and slammed the door before the security guard could interrupt. Truly a true story.