Stupid Drivers

My boyfriend and I were speeding down this highway, when all of a sudden, this women in front of us COMPLETELY STOPS!! She just slammed on her brakes and just STOPPED! My boyfriend had to slam on his brakes, so we wouldn’t go crashing into her, the people behind us had to slam on their brakes to not crash in to us, etc… Turns out this lady just missed her exit…..so, like any NORMAL PERSON would do, she slammed the brakes…waited a couple of seconds…and slowly proceeded to back up until she got to her exit, then slowly maneuver her car to turn towards her exit….then took her exit…..all this on a highway…all this with about 50 cars just totally silent with shock and amazement at this woman’s total stupidity!!!

Stupid CoWorkers

Well this person is known for many stupid events. He use to work at an amusement park in California called Six Flags Magic Mountain, he was an ride operator. The person was called Ishmael, and one great instance happen when, someone reported a trash can fire, Ishmael grabbed the fire extinguisher and pulled the pin out and threw the whole extinguisher in the trash can, hoping to cause a grenade effect. Another time was he was to report to the ride at a certain time, well the employees have their own access to the ride, but Ishmael waited with the people in line for the ride, which was over an hour long, showing up to work an hour late. And the classic came when he worked at the observation deck, Sky Tower. He was working the elevator taking people up and down all day. When the tower closes, the operator can remotely dispatch the elevators to the top of the tower, from the ground, They do this so water won’t seep in. So Ishmael got a call, that said the park was closed, so he proceeded to dispatch the elevators to the top of the tower, to sit the night, he turned off the power and left. But Ishmael forgot one thing, there were still guest on the observations deck at the top of the tower. They didn’t know that the tower was closing and Until they notice that the park was emptied. After an hour or so they found a park phone and reached someone and told them they were stranded in the tower. A mechanic answered the call and released the guest.

Stupid Customers

Customer: “It says I have 2 zillion bytes available, and I need 8 zillion.”

Stupid Tech Support

Tech Support: “What kind of Mac do you have?”

Customer: “It’s the kind that sits on my desk…not one of the newer ones.”