Customer: “I’ve just done a new Word document, saved it, then accidentally deleted it. Is there anything you can do to get it back?”
Tech Support: “Sorry, no, the backup isn’t run until night time.”
Customer: “Ohh, can we restore it tomorrow, then?”
Stupid Tech Support
Tech Support: “Have you made backups of your software and data?”
Customer: “I didn’t know it had a reverse.”
Stupid Tech Support
Student: “Hey, how do I lodge in to Hotmail?”
Me: “You’ve got to type in your username and password in those fields that say ‘username’ and ‘password’.”
Student: “I don’t have one of those.”
Me: “You need one to log in to Hotmail.”
Student: “It’s ‘LODGE’ in.”
Me: “The term is ‘log in,’ and you can’t log in without a username and password. I can help you create one if you’d like.”
Student: “Um, excuse me, but I THINK I know what I’m talking about. It’s LODGE in, and I don’t want a username and password, I just want to get some email!”
I just went back to working after that, and he left complaining about how “crappy” the computers in the lab were, after trying to “lodge in” for ten more minutes.
Stupid Criminals
David Posman, 33, was arrested recently in Providence, R.I,
after allegedly knocking out an armored car driver and
stealing the closest four bags of money. It turned out
they contained $800 in PENNIES, weighed 30 pounds each,
and slowed him to a stagger during his getaway so that
police officers easily jumped him from behind.