One day in mid October a very confused girl in the High School Choir looked at the marker board. She appeared to be very puzzled. After reading “Happy MEA!” which was written on the board, she turned to me and asked- “Who’s Mea? It’s her birthday today!”
In my high school American History class in 1988, my teacher was leading a discussion on the pre-Civil War Fugitive Slave Act. He explained that under the terms of the legislation, a slave who had escaped from Alabama and Ben found later in Michigan could be sent back to his former owner in Alabama. At this point, an extremely confused (and non-blonde) girl in the back of the class raises her hand and asks in a hesitant, halting manner, “Does Alabama still have slaves?”
I used to work at a large department store chain. One day after I had just clocked in, I noticed several of the customers entering the store began coughing violently and the front end manager began complaining of headaches. I paid no mind to any of this and headed to the back of the store. Five minutes later they called for an evacuation of the entire store. Two and a half hours after waiting in the parking lot, one of the firemen explained what had happened. Apparently one of our dumber co-workers, who had obviously had no knowledge of high school chemistry, had dumped ammonia and bleach down the drain of the food court. For those of you want to know, they combine to form cyanide gas. Needless to say, he was terminated shortly afterwards.
I used to work at a large department store chain. One day after I had just clocked in, I noticed several of the customers entering the store began coughing violently and the front end manager began complaining of headaches. I paid no mind to any of this and headed to the back of the store. Five minutes later they called for an evacuation of the entire store. Two and a half hours after waiting in the parking lot, one of the firemen explained what had happened. Apparently one of our dumber co-workers, who had obviously had no knowledge of high school chemistry, had dumped ammonia and bleach down the drain of the food court. For those of you want to know, they combine to form cyanide gas. Needless to say, he was terminated shortly afterwards.
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