Customer: “I can’t get online.”
Tech Support: “Can you be more specific?”
Customer: “It says, ‘Bad username/password’.”
Tech Support: “What is your username?”
Customer: “Are you sure that the Internet isn’t closed for the night?”
I was extremely tempted to tell him how people in Europe and Asia wake up at odd hours just to use the net.
In Clarendon, TX., it is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster…..
In Borger, TX., it is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
Portland, ME., makes it illegal to tickle a girl under the chin with a feather duster.
Customer: “I’ve been signed up with your service for over a week, and have not been able to connect even once because of busy signals. If I can’t get any better service than that, I’m going to switch to another ISP.”
Tech Support: “Hmmm…that shouldn’t be happening. We’re no where near maxing out our dial up lines. Are you sure you’re dialing the right number?”
Customer: “I’m not stupid! I know my own phone number!”
We work as sales reps of a Fortune 500 company. My coworker has one territory and one state. I have the rest of the United States. She sent a massive email to all of the states undermining the price of our products. What was her response?? She said she just sent emails to every client she ever worked with. My point exactly. She still does not understand what all the fuss is about.