One time I was trying to set up a customer’s email program. I walked him through setting up an account with the incoming and outgoing server names set to “mail,” but it didn’t work. I tried again, and it still didn’t work. I was starting to right out of ideas, and then the customer said, “If my mail server name is ‘male,’ does that mean my girlfriend’s server is ‘female’?”
excerpt from student essay…
Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltare invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy. Gravity was invented by Isaac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the Autumn, when the apples are falling off the trees.
Customer: “There are smoke and flames coming from my computer.”
Tech Support: “Uh, hang up, unplug the computer from the wall, and call the local fire department.”
Customer: “That’s not the problem. I need to know how to do a backup. Fastest possible method.”
Stupid Laws in Anchorage Alaska….
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car
For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any road.
Persons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
Stupid Laws in Fairbanks Alaska….
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
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