There was a really angry user who called me, saying my company was @#$!# and its products were !@#$@, and I was @#$*! too. He said he bought our graphics card, and it didn’t work, and what the @&$!# was I going to do about it before he sued my lying butt.
After this I learned from him that he didn’t actually have our product.
Email from a customer:
I’ve bought a stolen CDD3610 which didn’t come with any software or cables. Could you please send that to me? I presume I do have the full 12 months warranty?
Police say a suburban Chicago man faked a carjacking to avoid getting arrested for drunk driving.
DuPage County officials say 21-year-old Jason Atkins had too much to drink at a party in April and crashed his car into a tree.
To avoid detection, officials say he had two friends help him concoct a story about being carjacked at gunpoint.
The story started to unravel as Naperville police investigated the carjacking, and the two friends eventually told the truth about the accident.
Atkins was still in jail yesterday on $30,000 bond.
He is facing eight criminal charges, including an assault charge involving an officer he is accused of attacking during his arrest.
A 58-year-old unemployed man went into a branch of the Saitama Resona Bank in the town of Kumagaya, north of Tokyo, on Wednesday, intending to rob it, a police spokesman said.
According to local media reports the man first asked a bank teller, “Any idea how you rob a bank?” The teller alerted another member of staff, who asked the man to leave.
“He left quietly when asked to,” the police spokesman said.
However, the staff member escorting the man out of the bank noticed the knife sticking out of his pocket and a bloodstain on his trousers.
Police arrested the man for illegal possession of a weapon.
“He didn’t brandish the knife at anyone … but he injured himself in the leg,” the police spokesman said.