Stupid Laws

Stupid Laws in Globe, Arizona

Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

Stupid Laws in Hayden, Arizona

If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.

Stupid Laws in Maricopa County, Arizona

No more than six girls may live in any house.

Stupid Laws in Mesa, Arizona

It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.

Stupid Bosses

My boss is so negative that when she’s in the office a cloud of negativity and tension hangs over everyone. I swear this woman has not had a positive thought in her life. When she is here the office is completely quiet except for the constant sighs of disgust coming from her office. I have never heard her say anything nice about any of my coworkers and have found out from other coworkers that she talks bad about me all the time. Of course that is not a surprise to me because she talks bad about everyone else to me every chance she gets.

She constantly yells at me and gets nasty with me about every little thing she thinks I did wrong, even if she’s the one that made the mistake or told me to do something a certain way. If I ask her to take on more of the workload to free her up she comes up with an excuse not to let me do it but tells someone else that she wouldnt have me do it because I just wont do it right. She doesnt know this because she wont let me do hardly anything.

This is a small company so everyone knows everyone else and people come to me all the time instead of her because they dont want to have to deal with her. I also get a lot of my coworkers that don’t work for her coming to me to vent about the way she treats them.

Its gotten so bad here that I wont even go in her office. I wait till she goes out for a cigarette break before I will go in there for anything. Anything to stay away from her and her attitude.

Stupid Customers

About two months ago, a client called in screaming profanities at me and demanding that I either give him a refund on his one year old system or send a technician out to repair it immediately. His problem was that the taskbar was on the right-hand side of his screen, and he couldn’t get it back to the bottom.

Stupid Customers

Tech Support: “What operating system are you running sir?”

Customer: “Word.”

Tech Support: “I think you mean windows, sir.”

Customer: “Oh yeah, WordWindows. It’s very popular.”