Stupid Friends

Yesterday my friend asked why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet.

Stupid Students

My friend was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the screen. After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position, only now she was impatiently tapping her foot.

He asked if she needed help and she replied, “It’s about time! I pressed the F1 button over twenty minutes ago!”

Stupid Friends

Email from a friend:

“CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?”

Stupid Things Overheard

Hipster girl: I think he wanted to know if you were bisexual.

Hipster boy: Well, I prefer the term hetero-flexible.