Customer and child: “Hello, how old do kids have to be until they have to pay for admission?”
Me: “4 years old. 3 and under are free.”
Customer: “1 adult and 1 three year old, then.”
Daughter: “But daddy, I’m 4!”
Customer: “Quiet honey, Daddy, is talking”
Daughter: “Daddy,I’m not 3, I’m 4!!!”
CoWorker: thank you for coming prematurely, I need to leave early for another meeting.
I asked a customer to send over a screenshot of the bug he was trying to explain to me.
I received a fax of the screenshot.
The customer had made the screenshot, printed it out and then faxed it in to me….
I mean WTF ….email dude, email
CoWorker: “Can I help you?”
Customer: “What is ’20:00′?”
CoWorker: “20:00 means 8 pm.”
Customer: “Oh. You should put the times in English.”