Employee: Rick, do you want to go to lunch?
Rick: No! I want to kill someone!
Stupid Things Overheard
Old female shop assistant: The company uses really good boxes to send their stuff in, hey…
Young female shop assistant: What’s so good about them?
Old female shop assistant: They’re really easy to fold, not hard or anything.
Young female shop assistant: Yes, I love a good box.
Stupid Things Overheard
Advisor #1: Wow, you’re really almost done packing up your office. All the rainbow stuff is gone…
Advisor #2: I never had any rainbow stuff up. It was just colorful.
Advisor #1: True. It’s like the party’s over.
Advisor #2: Yup. The make-up’s off. My hair’s messed up… Can’t find my underwear.
Advisor #1: Wait, how is that different from any other day?
Stupid Things Overheard
Supervisor #1: Hey, want to go to a party? John Phillips invited me to some KU thing.
Supervisor #2: Who’s John Phillips?
Supervisor #1: He’s an asshole.