Buyer: Let me give you my e-mail address and you can forward me the information.
Vendor: Okay, give it to me.
Buyer: m-o-l-i-n-a…
Vendor: Okay, I’ma send that to you.
Buyer: Um, sir, I need to give you the rest of my e-mail address.
Stupid Things Overheard
Tester: Please read the top line please.
Young girl taking driving test: (mumbles first few letters together)
Tester: Please speak clearly.
Young girl: I can’t read dem words.
Tester: What words?
Young girl: On the top row.
Tester: Honey, those are not words, they are random letters.
Young girl: Oh, really?
Stupid Things Overheard
Beauty shop owner: I need to know what day you’ll be in to clean the floors, and you’d better stick to it or I’ll kill you.
Floor cleaner guy: I’ve got to die sometime… It might as well as be by your hands
Stupid Things Overheard
COO: Hey, Dave*! Larry* just called.
VP: Really, how’s he doing?
COO: He said to make sure when I see you to say, “Fuck you, Dave*!”