Coworker #1: He doesn’t know? I know! How can he not know?

Coworker #2: You know?

Coworker #1: Well, I don’t know… but I know.

Coworker #2: He doesn’t know? You know but he doesn’t know? Deep down inside he does know? it’s such a puzzle!

Older gentleman with thick Slavic accent, leaning over counter towards male cashier: Oh, those are niiice pants.

Cashier, cheeks reddening: Um, excuse me?

Older gentleman: I don’t speak English so good. I am European. Your trousers, they are good. How much?

Receptionist on phone: I’m going to have Derick wash my bras cause they smell like sour milk.

Art director to photographer: So, how big is your rack?

(rest of table bursts out laughing)

Art director: Okay! I guess we’re all 13 here!

Photographer: You gotta admit, that was good.

Art director: Yeah, it was good.

(at the end of photo shoot meeting)

Art director: Don’t forget to bring your rack on Friday!