Conductor: To the person who lost a roll of cash held together with a rubber band, come see me. I found the rubber band.

Thug on cell: I don’t know where I was, but they’s Germans everywhere in this hood! They on my left, right. Damn! [Looks around anxiously] Now I know how Patton felt, son!

Dirty Guy: Pretty soon this gon’ be a paper-less world. I’ll help you… Gimme all your paper money. I bring you to the future.

Teen girl: Of course there were credit cards in the ’50s. How else would they have gotten their money from the ATMs?