Crazy toothless hobo playing with revolving door: Whoa, I rocked this joint. You like it?
Girl: Fascinating.
Hobo, yelling at traffic a minute later: Keep it moving before I kick you in the nuts!
Stupid Things Overheard
Guy #1: You can’t allow her to keep doing that to you, man.
Guy #2: Yeah, you’re right… Sometimes I wish I was gay.
Guy #1, after both guys laugh: …Uh… You were kidding, right?
Stupid Things Overheard
Crazy man: Who wants a transfer?
Crazy woman, raising hand and turning around: I do!
Crazy man, spitting food: I like yo’ braids.
Crazy woman: Thanks. [Crazy man flashes his bling.] Hahaha!
Crazy man: Yeah, these cost 70 grand, but I got ’em for 39. [Crazy woman ignores him.] I strut when I walk — e’ryday.
Stupid Things Overheard
White teen: Everyone has a MySpace.
Asian teen: I don’t have a MySpace.
White teen: You don’t got a MySpace? Why not?
Asian teen: ‘Cause it’s the easiest way to meet sexual predators.
White teen, laughing: Nah, don’t worry. You ain’t ever gonna meet any sexual predators — you’re ugly.