Tech Support: “How fast is your modem?”
Customer: “I don’t know, it’s got a Pentium chip in it.”
Stupid Tech Support
I was working the help desk. One day one of the computer operators called me and asked if anything “bad” would happen if she dropped coins into the openings of her PC. I asked her if this was something she was thinking of doing. She said, “never mind” and hung up. So I got out my trusty tool kit and paid her a visit. I opened her CPU case and sure enough, there was 40 cents.
Stupid Tech Support
Tech Support:
“What does the screen say now.”
Person:
“It says, `Hit ENTER when ready’.”
Tech Support:
“Well?”
Person:
“How do I know when it’s ready?”