Tech Support: “Tell me, is the cursor still there?”
Customer: “No, I’m alone right now.”
Stupid Tech Support
Tech Support: “Are you reading an error message to me?”
Customer: “No, I’m reading an error message to you.”
Stupid Tech Support
Tech Support: “Well, sir, in that case I have to cancel the test and try again. So please leave your cable modem on this time.”
Customer: (in a thick Russian accent) “What? You have cancer?”