Stupid Laws in Fresno California…

No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.

Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.

It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.

Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.

It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.

Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.

Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.

Stupid Laws in Glendale California…

One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.

A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.

Stupid Laws in Downey California…

It is illegal to wash your car in the street.

Stupid Laws in El Monte California…

Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.

Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.

Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers.

Stupid Laws in Eureka California…

Persons may not sleep on a road.

One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.

Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.

A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.