Lost customer: “Pardon me, sir. I’m lost. Can you help me, please?”
Me: “Sure. What are you looking for?”
Lost customer: “I’m looking for Milkjer Blvd.”
Me: “I’ve never heard of it.”
Lost customer: “Yeah, it’s a weird spelling. But it’s clearly Milkjer Blvd.”
Me: “Can I see your directions?”
Lost customer: “Sure. See, it’s spelled M-L-K-J-r Blvd.”
Me: “Hello. What can I get for you?”
Customer: “I’d like a grilled cheese without the bread.”
Me: “I’m sorry. Our grilled cheese only comes on bread.”
Customer: “Well, I don’t like bread. Your menu says I can have a grilled cheese, and I want it without bread!”
Me: “Okay, I will be right back with that.”
(I walk into the kitchen, and tell the cook the request. She puts two slices of cheese on a plate, and microwaves it. I then take it out to the Customer.)
Me: “Here you go.”
Customer: “What is this? This isn’t a grilled cheese. Where are the grill marks?”
Client called and asked: “hello, just want to check with you. I thought the web site you designed for us is supposed to have flash animation?”
Me: “Yes, it has. Right there on the home page. You don’t see it?”
Client: “No, I don’t see any on the print out….”
Customer: “I’d like 1 scoop of strawberry.”
Me: “Cup or cone?”
Customer: “Do you have any cones that are edible?”
Me: “All of our cones are edible.”
Customer: “Can I take it with me on the beach?”
Me: “All cones are entirely portable.”
Customer: “Do you have any that don’t crunch?”