Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.”
Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?”
Customer: “Netscape.”
Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?”
Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?”
Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.”
Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”
Tech Support: “No sir, I mean the little picture called ‘My Computer’ on your desktop.”
Customer: “I don’t see an icon called that on my desktop. I do see one called that on my screen.”
Tech Support: “Right, just right click that, and choose Properties from the menu.”
Customer: “Right click?”
Tech Support: “Just a moment, sir.” (mutes phone) “AAAAAAAARGH.”