I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, “Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?”
Stupid CoWorkers
One of our servers crashed. I was watching our new system administrator trying to restore it. He inserted a CD and needed to type a path name to a directory named “i386.” He started to type it and paused, asking me, “Where’s the key for that line thing?” I asked what he was talking about, and he said, “You know, that one that looks like an upside-down exclamation mark.” I replied, “You mean the letter “i”?” and he said, “Yeah, that’s it!”
Stupid CoWorkers
Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, “I’m almost out of typing paper. What do I do?” “Just use copier machine paper,” she told him. With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.
Stupid CoWorker
1st Person:
“Do you know anything about this fax-machine?”
2nd Person:
“A little. What’s wrong?”
1st Person:
“Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover-sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.”
2nd Person:
“How did you load the sheet?”
1st Person:
“It’s a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.”
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