CoWorker #1: I’d like to put my son under my insurance
CoWorker #2: You can’t, you said he still lives in Hawaii. He needs to live in the United States.
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Stupid CoWorkers
CoWorker #1: You think they put them away in the winter?
CoWorker #2: Put what away?
CoWorker #1: Those.
CoWorker #2: The Ferris wheels?
CoWorker #1: Yeah, so they don’t get all wet and snowed on.
CoWorker #2: Okay, where would you want to put them?
CoWorker #1, exasperated: I don’t know; a garage?
CoWorker #2: Who the hell hired you?
Stupid CoWorkers
CoWorker #1: Your body can burn like 5000 calories from breastfeeding in a day.
CoWorker #2: Oh, wow! Can you like breastfeed even if you don’t have a baby? That would be a great way to burn calories!
CoWorker #1: Yeah, not sure you would want to… Your boobs will get really big, and you are already big enough.
CoWorker #2: Why do they get so big?
CoWorker #1: Because they are full of milk!
Stupid CoWorkers
Really Old Coworker #1: What’s that girls first name?
Really Old Coworker #2: Who?
Really Old Coworker #1: Jennifer.
Really Old Coworker #2: It’s “Jennifer.”
Really Old Coworker #1: Thanks!