Manager to lead: Go ahead and audit her drawer tonight. We’re supposed to audit everyone once a week.
Cashier: Go ahead, since it’ll be quick. How often are my drawers off anyway?
Passing coworker: Every. Night.
Stupid CoWorkers
Worker #1: Working in an office has posed one major conundrum.
Worker #2: What’s that?
Worker #1: Taking a shit.
Worker #2: Oh?
Worker #1: Yeah! At least when you work in retail you have those big restrooms that the public uses as well…
Worker #2: …
Worker #1: So when you shat you could blame it on the customers in the stall or go damn somebody dropped a biggun in here and the other employees would totally be unawares. In an office, it’s a single toilet in the room and everybody sees you leave the crapper.
Worker #2: Yeah, I know what you mean I usually hold it.
Worker #1: I think I’ve developed stealth poo tactics. I’m like a poo ninja.
Worker #3: You know, you could just go to the other side of the building and shit in their toilets… Worker #1: poo ninja!!!!
Stupid CoWorkers
Plumber to our receptionist: I’m here to fix the urinal.
Female receptionist: Is that in the women’s restroom or the men’s?
Stupid CoWorkers
Some Guy: “Hi, can I talk to a manager?”
Me: “I’m the manager on duty. What can I help you with?”
Some Guy: “YOU’RE the manager on duty?! You look like you’re about 16! *laughs with disbelief & scorn*
Me: “Well, I’m 24, and I am a manager here. How can I help you?”
Some Guy: “Can I have a job application?”
Me: “Um…sure.”