Stupid CoWorkers

July 1, 2009

This lady is the most unprofessional person that I have ever worked for in my entire life!

This woman is the VP of HR but yet she acts like she should be working for People magazine as a gossip columnist.

This woman will take her entire team to lunch and will reveal very confidential information in a public setting—she will tell about people’s medical information, marriage issues, sexual preferences, etc.

No subject is off limits! She will always start the conversation with..this information is confidential…I am only telling you about this because you are a part of HR. None of the information is relevant to our jobs….I mean seriously…did we need to know that you fired the person because you suspected he had a personality disorder! Did we need to know that a person resigned because they were having marriage issues and their child was a drug addict! Or about how someone’s husband divorced her because he was gay!

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Stupid CoWorkers

June 16, 2009

Once I got called to the office of a co-worker (let’s call him Joe User) to help him figure out his username (he knew his password).

* Me: “Your username is ‘Joe User’.”

* Him: “Unacceptable! How much am I supposed to remember? I can only remember a certain number of things.”

* Me: “Wouldn’t one of those things be your name?”

* Him: “I guess I’ll have to write it down.”

He proceeded to write his own name on a sticky note and attach it to his monitor.

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Stupid CoWorkers

June 4, 2009

Coworker #1, after big move: Hey, we’ve got another box empty.

Coworker #2: Great, we can use it for these mystery files until they’ve got somewhere to go.

Coworker #1: Really? Um, I was going to start building a fort with it.

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Stupid CoWorkers

May 26, 2009

A co-worker of mine, who is also a graphic designer, gave me the biggest headache/laugh ever in my career.

He asked me to give him a hand with printing some brochures which he designed a while ago. In the process of printing these he realized a typo in the address, so to solve this problem he created labels which he could then place on top of the typo to cover it. As I was about to help him with correcting his mistake….I realized one thing…..

………The labels he printed were transparent, sigh…..

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