Stupid CoWorkers
Office hottie, after office creepster has poked her: Ouch! What was that for?
Office creepster: I just always wondered what it’d be like to poke you.
Office hottie: Oh. It didn’t do much for me. How was it for you?
Office creepster: Fucking magic!
Stupid CoWorkers
Operator: See that subject line? How am I supposed to know that that means?
Perturbed developer: You can open it up and read the e-mail.
Operator: Then I’d have to open multiple e-mails.
Perturbed developer: Yes, you can do that. You can open multiple e-mails.