Coworker, walking into break room: Something smells fishy…
Ditzy blonde coworker with freshly nuked boxed lunch: Well, it can’t be me, mine’s chicken. (reads label on box) Oh, wait, mine is fish…
Stupid CoWorkers
Coworker #1: I think I am coming down with something.
Coworker #2: I think I am coming up with something.
Stupid CoWorkers
Tech: Did you speak a lot of German?
Office girl, just back from England: Um, I don’t speak German.
Tech: Oh, so they all speak English over there?
Office girl: No, I just didn’t go to Germany.