Office worker #1: It’s supposed to storm…

Office worker #2: Yes, at six.

Office worker #1: But not till after six, right?

Office worker #2: The storm is scheduled for 6:05.

Office guy #1: Would you go get me a coffee, please?

Office guy #2: What?

Office guy #1: I asked you to get me some coffee.

Office guy #2: (silence)

Office guy #1: I did say “please.”

Office guy #2: Okay, then. (pause) No, thank you.