I overheard my coworker on the phone spelling out another worker’s name: “H as in hippo, O as in (pause) zero, …”
Stupid CoWorkers
Female employee, coughing: I didn’t know if I got another STD or what’s going on here… (pause) Would you like a cookie? It’s homemade!
Stupid CoWorkers
Female employee: Are you busy? Do you have a sec?
Male employee, distractedly: Sure, I have lots of secs. (looks up, realizes what he just said) Go away and come back and start this conversation over again, please.
Female employee: Excuse me, but do you have a moment?