Office woman #1: I guess no one objected to me tossing out their salad.
Office woman #2: Well, Jim did when I tossed his.
Office man #1: I really hope you guys are talking about a regular salad.
Office woman #2: No, I was talking about his ass.
Office woman #1: What? I don’t get it.
CoWorkers #1: Stop saying things like that! There are clients in here!
CoWorkers #2: All I said was “Ahr”!
CoWorkers #1: Yeah, but you said it really loud. And like a pirate!
Office guy #1: Sometimes I think it’d just be easier to be gay.
Office guy #2: Except for the butt sex.
Office guy #1: …I could take it.
coworker #1: What are you eating? it smells horrible.
coworker #2: It’s yogurt, for Christ’s sake!
coworker #1: What kind of yogurt?
coworker #2: Strawberry yogurt!
coworker #1: With rotten strawberries! It stinks!
coworker #2: Look, Joe* was just here using the microwave to heat up sh*t.
coworker #1: That sh*t smelled delicious.