Boss, with customer on phone: Mr Jones says he doesn’t understand this bill you sent him.
CoWorker: quietly, from across the room: It isn’t complicated, can’t he read?
Boss, loudly, next to phone: Yes, he can read!
Stupid CoWorkers
Male CoWorker #1: What happened to my entire box of staples?
Male Coworker #2: You threw them all at me, remember?
Male Coworker #1: Oh, that’s right. Thanks for replacing them, by the way.
Stupid CoWorkers
Asian CoWorker: Yeah, my wedding is going to be a Western wedding and not a traditional Chinese one.
Blonde CoWorker: (silent and perplexed)
Asian CoWorker: Noticing the confusion: Like, Western culturally. Not like cowboy-and-Indians Western, you know.
Blonde CoWorker: Ohh, OK! I was totally gonna say that would be a really weird wedding!
Stupid CoWorkers
CoWorker #1: Give me some jelly beans.
CoWorker #2: Fuck you! (pause) And don’t call me jelly beans.