Openly Gay CoWorker to IT Girl: Have you lost weight?
IT girl: Hahahaha, no, but I will totally have your babies now that you’ve said that.
Stupid Coworkers
Coworker #1: You ever fucked a girl so hard she bled?
Coworker #2: Nah, but I’ve seen it.
Coworker #1: You’ve seen it?!
Coworker #2: Yeah, I walked in on my mate and this girl.
Coworker #1: And you stayed around long enough to see that she was bleeding?!
Coworker #2: Well, it was my turn next.
Stupid CoWorkers
Customer: Good morning. How may I direct your call?
CoWorkers: I’m looking for Dick. I mean, I’m looking for a dick. I mean, I’m looking for someone named Dick.
Stupid CoWorkers
Stupid CoWorkers #1: So your sister had surgery?
Stupid CoWorkers #2: Yeah, she had a hysterectomy.
Stupid CoWorkers #1: Oh, wow, so she don’t want more kids.
Stupid CoWorkers #2: Well, she had a c-section with the last one and there was so much scar tissue in her uterus that she was having never-ending periods and just bleeding for months on end. She said she was not doing anything but bleeding and passing golf ball-sized clots and ruining her furniture, clothes, sheets. She was tired of having really bloody periods.
Stupid CoWorkers #1: Oh.