CoWorker: Hey, I can’t look at our webpage without the browser crashing.
IT manager: Which browser?
CoWorker: Ff 4.
IT manager: What?
CoWorker: Firefox 4.
IT manager: What’s a Firefox?
CoWorker: Uh, let’s pretend I said IE.
Stupid CoWorkers
Model #1: I want to put babies in you.
Model #2: You want to impregnate me?
Model #1: No, I want to slice you open and shove babies in you.
Model #2: That’s sweetest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
Stupid CoWorkers
A Stupid CoWorker introduced herself to me yesterday and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. I’ve worked in the same building with her for two years and say hi to her every time I see her.
Stupid CoWorkers
I got stuck listening to my Coworker Stacy brag on about how sexy her fiance is for over an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his penis in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My Coworker is 51; her fiancé is 58 and overweight.