Me: “Welcome to [fast food chain name], may I take your order please?”
Customer: “I want a Cobb Salad, no Cobb!”
Me: “No what?”
Customer: “No Cobb! I don’t want no Cobb!”
Me: “Cobb was the chef who invented the salad, he is not an ingredient. We put eggs, tomato, bacon, chicken and blue cheese on our salad.”
Customer: “Blue cheese! That’s what I don’t want! No Cobb!”
Me: *giving up* “One Cobb salad, no blue cheese. That will be [price], thank you!”
(At the drive though window.)
Customer: “That don’t got no Cobb, right?”