(I work at a hotel where some of the rooms overlook the lake. I get a customer checked in and give him a key to a room over looking the lake, but he comes back to the front desk after 5 minutes.)
Customer: “This is unacceptable!”
Me: “Is there a problem, sir?”
Customer: “I went down there, and there is room 144, then 146, there is no 145!”
Me: “Sir, it’s on the other side of the hotel. You have to go through the hallway.”
Customer: “So I have to walk through someone else’s room?”
Me: “No, this room is on the lake side of the hotel.”
Customer: “The lake side? Well how do I get there? I don’t have a boat!”