Customer: “Two.”
Me: “For which movie?”
Customer: *silence*
Me: “Which movie would you like to see?”
Customer: *silence*
Me: “Can you hear me?”
Customer: “Yes, I said two!”
Me: “I heard that, but you have to tell me which movie you want to see before I can sell you a ticket.”
Customer: “Oh, I have to pick one?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “Well how should I know what I want to see? I haven’t seen any of them yet!”