Stupid CoWorkers

Associate #1: Why did you do that?

Associate #2: Do what?

Associate #1: Well, I was whistling, then you started whistling just as soon as I did.

Associate #2: When?

Associate #1: Just now. Are you trying to out-whistle me?

Associate #2: Out-what?

Associate #1: Out-whistle, out-whistle. I started to whistle, then you started doing it, only louder and faster and with some annoyingly catchy song.

Associate #2: I was just whistling.

Associate #1: Is this a competition? Are you competing with me?

Associate #2: I – ah – I don’t – I don’t understand what’s happening.

Associate #1: You. Whistling. Stop it.

Associate #2: Ooookaaaay…