Male coworker #1: I just couldn’t take my eyes off her mound. It was so big and, well, unorganized.
Male coworker #2: Big mounds, seems to be the Monday thing around here. Seen one, seen ’em all.
Female coworker, passing through: Well boys, you must be talking about other people’s paperwork again, since we all know you both haven’t seen a real mound in the last decade.
Male coworker #2: We were actually talking about your mound. Organize that shit, will ya?
Female coworker, laughing: Never!