Stupid Things Overheard

Female coworker #1: You need more man-attention than I do, even!

Female coworker #2: Well, you know Paul is coming over this weekend.

Female coworker #1: Who’s that?

Female coworker #3: Her booty call.

Female coworker #2: Yeah, he’s cool, you should totally call him.

Female coworker #1: Ew! I am not calling your booty call.