Stupid Customers

Soccer mom: Can I have a medium iced latte? (pause) Wait, how much is a large?

Employee: $2.99.

Soccer mom: And how much is the medium?

Employee: $2.69.

Soccer mom: So which is the better value?

Employee: Huh?

Soccer mom: How many ounces are in the large? How many are in the medium? What’s the cost per ounce of each?

Next customer in line: Here’s thirty cents, just give her a large.

Soccer mom: I’m not sure if I want a large.

Rest of very long line: Argh!